You are very beautiful no doubt. You are beautiful, no doubt
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In a fairy-tale style, almost imitating, but expressing the counterthesis to the line of behavior of the magic mirror of that fairy tale :)))
You are beautiful, no doubt!
You are the sweetest in the world
Queen of all planets!
The wind yearns for you!
The sun is full of envy.
The moon bows low.
Even Eternity becoming wine
Wants to be so close to you
That intoxicates the whole world around.
Everyone's head is spinning
But they don't know how to air
Became like this. They want to get drunk!
Have fun the world with might and main!
Eternity never ends...
I will sing to you about love -
You are more precious in the world...
Everything. I am your mirror! :)
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The Tale of the Dead Princess and the Seven Bogatyrs Pushkin fairy tale with illustrations
The Tale of the Dead Princess and the Seven Bogatyrs
The king and queen said goodbye,
Equipped on the road,
And the queen at the window
She sat down to wait for him alone.
Waiting, waiting from morning to night,
Looks in the field, indus eyes
Get sick looking
From the white dawn to the night;
Don't see my dear friend!
He only sees: a blizzard is winding,
Snow falls on the fields
All white land.
Nine months go by
She does not take her eyes off the field.
Here on Christmas Eve at the very
God gives the queen a daughter.
Welcome guest early in the morning
Day and night so long
From afar at last
The king-father returned.
She looked at him
She sighed heavily
Admiration did not bear
And died by noon.
For a long time the king was inconsolable,
But how to be? and he was
sinful;
The year has passed like an empty dream,
The king married another.
Tell the truth, young lady
Indeed, there was a queen:
tall, thin, white,
And she took it with her mind and everything;
But proud, broken,
Selfish and jealous.
She was given as a dowry
There was only one mirror;
The mirror property had:
It speaks skillfully.
She was alone with him
Good-natured, cheerful
joked with him
And, blushing, she said:
“My light, mirror! tell
Yes, tell the whole truth:
Am I the sweetest in the world,
All blush and whiter?
And a mirror in response to her:
“You, of course, no doubt;
You, queen, are sweeter than all,
All blush and whiter.
And the queen laugh
And shrug your shoulders
And wink your eyes
And snap your fingers
And spin around,
Proudly looking in the mirror.
1 To wither - to dry, to lose weight (to grow decrepit).
3 Christmas Eve - the day before church holidays - Christmas and baptism.
4 A young woman is here: a young wife.
6 Breaking (from the verb to break) - that is, stubborn, capricious.
But the young princess
blooming silently,
Meanwhile, she grew, grew,
Rose and blossomed
White-faced, black-browed,
I like such a meek one.
And the groom was found by her,
Prince Elisha.
The matchmaker arrived, the king gave his word,
And the dowry is ready:
Seven trading cities
Yes, one hundred and forty towers.
Going to a bachelorette party
Here is the queen dressing up
In front of your mirror
Chatted with him:
“I am, tell me, dearest of all,
All blush and whiter?
What is the mirror in response?
“You are beautiful, no doubt;
But the princess is sweeter than all,
All blush and whiter.
How the queen jumps
Yes, how to wave the handle,
Yes, as it slams on the mirror,
With a heel, how it will stomp.
“Oh, you vile glass!
You're lying to me for evil.
How can she compete with me?
I will calm the foolishness in it.
Look how grown up!
And it's no wonder that it's white:
Mother belly sat
Yes, I just looked at the snow!
But tell me how can she
To be nicer to me in everything?
Admit it: I'm more beautiful than everyone.
Go around our whole kingdom,
Though the whole world; I don't have an even one.
Is not it?" Mirror in response:
“And the princess is still nicer,
Everything is blusher and whiter.
Nothing to do. She is,
Full of black envy
Throwing a mirror under the bench,
Called Chernavka to her
And punish her
To his hay girl,
The message of the princess in the wilderness of the forest
And, tying her alive
Under the pine tree leave there
To be eaten by wolves.
Does the devil get along with a woman
There is nothing to argue. With the princess
Here Chernavka went to the forest
And brought me so far
What did the princess think?
And scared to death
And she prayed: “My life!
What, tell me, am I guilty of?
Don't kill me girl!
And how will I be a queen,
I pity you."
The one who loves her in my heart,
Didn't kill, didn't bind
She let go and said:
"Don't freak out, God bless you."
And she came home.
"What? the queen said to her,
Where is the beautiful girl?
- There, in the forest, stands alone, -
She answers her. -
Her elbows are tightly bound;
Caught in the claws of the beast
She will be less patient
It will be easier to die.
And the rumor began to ring:
The royal daughter is missing!
The poor king is grieving for her.
Prince Elisha,
Praying earnestly to God,
Set off on the road
For a beautiful soul
For a young bride.
But the bride is young
Until dawn in the forest wandering,
Meanwhile everything went on and on
And I came across the Terem.
To meet her, the dog, barking,
He ran and was silent, playing;
She entered the gate
Silence in the backyard.
The dog runs after her, caressing,
And the princess, picking up,
Went up on the porch
And took up the ring;
The door quietly opened
And the princess found herself
In a bright room; around
Shops covered with carpet,
Under the saints is an oak table,
Stove with tiled bench.
The girl sees what's here
Good people live;
Know she won't be offended!
In the meantime, no one is visible.
The princess walked around the house,
Removed everything,
I lit a candle for God
Fired up the stove hot
I climbed up on the floor
And quietly subsided.
Dinner time was approaching
There was a clatter in the yard:
Enter seven heroes,
Seven ruddy mustaches.
The elder said: "What
Everything is so clean and beautiful.
Someone tidied up the tower
Yes, I was waiting for the owners.
Who? Come out and show yourself
Be honest with us.
If you are an old man
You will be our uncle forever.
If you are a ruddy guy,
Brother will be our name.
Kohl old woman, be our mother,
So let's celebrate.
When the red girl
Be our dear sister."
And the princess came down to them,
Honored the owners
She bowed low to the waist;
Blushing, I apologized
Something went to visit them,
Even though she wasn't called.
In an instant, by speech, they recognized
That the princess was accepted;
seated in a corner,
They brought a pie;
Pour a glass full
Served on a tray.
From green wine
She denied;
The pie just broke
Yes, I took a bite
And from the road to rest
She asked to go to bed.
They took the girl
Up into the light
And left one
Going to sleep.
day after day goes, small,
A young princess
Everything in the forest, she is not bored
At the seven heroes.
Before the dawn
Brothers in a friendly crowd
Going out for a walk
Shoot gray ducks
Amuse the right hand
Sorochina hurry in the field,
Or a head with broad shoulders
Cut off the Tatar
Or etch from the forest
Pyatigorsk Circassian.
And she is the hostess
In the meantime, alone
Pick up and cook.
She will not rebuke them,
They won't tell her.
So the days go by.
Brothers of a sweet maiden
Loved. To her in the light
Once, just dawn,
All seven of them entered.
The elder said to her: “Girl,
You know: you are our sister to all of us,
There are seven of us, you
We all love for ourselves
We would all take you for the sake of
Yes, you can't, for God's sake
Reconcile us somehow:
Be one wife
Other affectionate sister.
Why are you shaking your head?
Al refuse us?
Al goods are not for merchants?
1 Picking up - that is, picking up, lifting a long dress.
2 Under the saints - here: under the icons.
3 Polati - wide bunks for sleeping, arranged in huts under the ceiling.
"Oh, you honest fellows,
Brothers, you are my relatives, -
The princess says to them,
If I lie, may God command
Do not leave my place alive.
What do i do? because I'm a bride.
To me you are all equal
All daring, all smart,
I love you all heartily;
But to another I am forever
Given away. I love everyone
Prince Elisha.
The brothers stood silently
Yes, they scratched the back of the head.
“Demand is not a sin. Forgive us -
The elder said bowing, -
If so, do not stutter
That's about it." - "I'm not angry, -
She quietly said,
And my refusal is not my fault.
The grooms bowed to her,
Slowly departed
And according to everything again
They began to live and live.
1 Svetlitsa - in the old days this was the name of a small bright room in the upper part of the house.
2 Sorochin - here: enemy, enemy.
3 Hurry - throw off a horse, make a goblin.
4 To contradict, to contradict - to argue.
Meanwhile, the evil queen
Remembering the princess
Couldn't forgive her
And on your mirror
Long pouted and angry;
Finally missed him
And she followed him, and sitting down
Before him, I forgot my anger,
Began to show off again
And with a smile she said:
"Hello mirror! tell
Yes, tell the whole truth:
Am I the sweetest in the world,
All blush and whiter?
And a mirror in response to her:
“You are beautiful, no doubt;
But lives without any glory
Among the green oak forests,
At the seven heroes
The one that is sweeter than you."
And the queen flew
To Chernavka: “How dare you
Deceive me? and in what. »
She confessed to everything:
Anyway. evil queen,
Threatening her with a slingshot
Decided or not to live,
Or destroy the princess.
Since the princess is young,
Waiting for dear brothers
Spinning, sitting under the window.
Suddenly angrily under the porch
The dog barked and the girl
Sees: beggar blueberry
Walks around the yard, stick
Chasing away the dog. "Wait,
Grandma, wait a little, -
She screams out the window, -
I will threaten the dog myself
And I'll bring you something."
The blueberry answers her:
"Oh, you little girl!
The damned dog overcame
Nearly ate to death.
Look how busy he is!
Come out to me." - The princess wants
Go out to her and take the bread,
But just got off the porch
The dog under her feet - and barks,
And he won't let me see the old woman;
Only the old woman will go to her,
He, the forest animal is more angry,
For an old woman. “What a miracle?
Apparently, he slept badly, -
The princess says to her:
Well, catch it! - and the bread flies.
The old woman caught the bread:
“Thank you,” she said. -
God bless you;
That's for you, catch!
1 Slingshot - in the old days, people were punished by putting a wooden or iron collar with four ends (or "horns") around their necks, which did not allow a person to sleep.
2 Chernitsa is a nun.
And pouring to the princess,
young, golden
The apple flies straight.
The dog will jump, squeal.
But the princess in both hands
Grab - caught. "For boredom
Eat an apple, my light.
Thank you for lunch."
The old lady said
She bowed and disappeared.
And from the princess to the porch
The dog runs in her face
Looks pitifully, howls menacingly,
Like a dog's heart aches,
As if he wants to tell her:
Drop it! - She caress him,
Trembling with a gentle hand;
“What, Sokolko, what is the matter with you?
Lie down!" and entered the room
The door was softly closed
Under the window for the yarn village
Wait for the owners, but looked
All for an apple. It
Full of ripe juice
So fresh and so fragrant
So ruddy golden
Like honey poured!
You can see through the seeds.
She wanted to wait
Before lunch; did not endure
I took an apple in my hands
She brought it to scarlet lips,
Slowly bit through
And swallowed a piece.
Suddenly she, my soul,
Staggered without breathing
White hands lowered
Dropped the ruddy fruit
Eyes rolled up
And she's under the image
Fell head on the bench
And it became quiet, motionless.
Brothers at that time home
returned in droves
From youthful robbery.
To meet them, howling menacingly,
The dog runs to the yard
The way shows them. “Not good! -
The brothers said: - sadness
We don't pass." We galloped
They enter, gasp. ran in,
Dog on an apple headlong
With barking rushed, got angry,
Swallowed it, fell off
And I died. drunk
It was poison, you know, it is.
Before the dead princess
Brothers in heartbreak
Everyone bowed their heads
And with the prayer of the saint
Raised from the bench, dressed,
They wanted to bury her
And they thought. She is,
As under the wing of a dream,
So quiet, fresh lay,
Just not breathing.
Waited three days, but she
Didn't wake up from sleep.
Having created a sad rite,
Here they are in a crystal coffin
The corpse of a young princess
Put - and the crowd
Carried to an empty mountain
And at midnight
Her coffin to six pillars
On iron chains there
Carefully screwed
And fenced with bars;
And before the dead sister
Having made a bow to the earth,
The elder said:
Suddenly went out, a victim of malice,
Your beauty is on the ground;
Heaven will receive your spirit.
We loved you
And for the dear store -
Nobody got it
Only one coffin."
On the same day, the evil queen,
Good news waiting
Secretly took a mirror
And she asked her question:
“I am, tell me, dearest of all,
All blush and whiter?
And heard back:
"You, queen, no doubt,
You are the sweetest in the world
All blush and whiter.
For your bride
Prince Elisha
Meanwhile, the world is jumping.
No how no! He weeps bitterly
And whoever he asks
All his question is wise;
Who laughs in his eyes
Who will rather turn away;
To the red sun at last
The good guy turned.
“Our light is the sun! You
All year round in the sky, you drive
Winter with warm spring
You see us all below you.
Al will you refuse me an answer?
Didn't you see anywhere in the world
Are you a young princess?
I am her fiancé." - "Light you
The red sun answered, -
I did not see the princess.
There is no longer any way to know her alive.
Is it a month, my neighbor,
Somewhere I met her
Or a trace of her noticed.
Dark Night Elisha
He waited in his anguish.
Only a month seemed
He chased after him pleadingly.
"Month, month, my friend,
Gilded horn!
You rise in deep darkness
round-faced, light-eyed,
And, loving your custom,
The stars are watching you.
Al will you refuse me an answer?
Have you seen anywhere in the world
Are you a young princess?
I am her fiancé." - "My brother,
The clear moon answers, -
I did not see the red maiden.
I stand on guard
Just in my queue.
Without me, the princess, apparently,
Ran." -
The king answered.
The clear moon continued:
"Wait a minute; about her, maybe
The wind knows. He will help.
You go to him now
Don't be sad, goodbye."
Elisha, not discouraged,
Rushed to the wind, calling:
“Wind, wind! You are powerful
You drive flocks of clouds
You excite the blue sea
Everywhere you fly in the open,
Don't be afraid of anyone
Except for one god.
Al will you refuse me an answer?
Have you seen anywhere in the world
Are you a young princess?
I am her fiancé." - "Wait, -
The violent wind answers,
There, behind the quiet river
There is a high mountain
It has a deep hole;
In that hole, in the darkness
The coffin is rocking crystal
On chains between poles.
Can't see any trace
Around that empty place;
In that coffin is your bride."
The wind ran away.
The prince began to sob
And went to an empty place
For a beautiful bride
View one more time.
Here comes; and rose
In front of him is a steep mountain;
Around her the country is empty;
Under the mountain is a dark entrance.
He goes there quickly.
Before him, in the darkness
The coffin is rocking crystal,
And in that crystal coffin
The princess sleeps forever.
And about the coffin of the bride dear
He hit with all his might.
The coffin was broken. Virgo suddenly
Revived. Looks around
Astonished eyes
And, swinging over the chains,
Sighing, she said:
"How long have I been asleep!"
And she rises from the grave.
Oh. and both sobbed.
He takes her in his hands
And brings it into the light from darkness,
And, talking pleasantly,
On their way back,
And the rumor is already trumpeting:
The royal daughter is alive!
At home at that time without work
The wicked stepmother was sitting
In front of your mirror
And talked to him.
Saying: "I'm the sweetest of all,
All blush and whiter?
And heard back:
"You are beautiful, there is no word,
But the princess is still nicer,
Everything is blusher and whiter.
Evil stepmother, jumping up,
Breaking a mirror on the floor
Ran straight through the door
And I met the princess.
Then her longing took
And the queen died.
They just buried her
The wedding was immediately arranged
And with his bride
Elisha got married;
And no one since the beginning of the world
I have not seen such a feast;
I was there, honey, drinking beer,
Yes, he just wet his mustache.
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Poems with the name Milena
Milena, you are my love,
Your gentle smile
Maddened and driven,
Will take me to love.
Milena, you are my dream
You have both mind and beauty,
You are precious to me
Madly I love you!
Milena, you are the most beautiful in the world!
I can't compare you to anyone!
You are like a warm, southern, kind wind,
You manage to caress everyone on the run!
For everyone you will always find a word,
Support and good advice!
So happy birthday, honey!
And remember - you are the best in the whole world!
Milena, you are incredible
I fell in love with you forever
With you, my love, it's nice
I will never forget!
Believe me, you are the best in the world
You are so beautiful my baby
My love for you is like the wind
Believe me, you won't extinguish it.
Wonder girl Milena
She is beautiful, no doubt.
Interesting, versatile
Light comes from you.
Happy birthday, our miracle!
Our eternal spring
Our sunny morning
The ideal of any dream.
You, Milenochka, are a joy
Our gray weekdays.
Like a hot lambada
You are circling in a whirlwind of passions.
You do not know the word "boredom" -
Do not sit idle for a day
Torment will not overtake you,
You will run away from her!
Milena, my dear,
I love you very much
When I just met
Got into the pool of your eyes.
You are beautiful, no doubt
Let the whole world know
That beauty is with me
And I don't need another.
Milena is full of sensitivity
She will give you kindness.
People trust her without a doubt.
Adversity, joy, outbursts of mood.
Caring and faithful to neighbor
In business, she is diligent, agile and smart;
Her imagination won't let her down.
She will find the right solution for everything.
Let Milena by the side
Troubles and sadness are bypassed more often;
All achievements will be successfully completed,
There will be luck and admiration from life!
You, Milena, are simply amazing!
So unusual, so smart
All whims are forgivable to you,
I want you to be near.
I love you madly, honey
I'm proud of you with all my heart
Always smiling, beautiful,
Please always be with me.
Milena, dear friend!
Rejoice and rejoice, bloom!
And the blizzard and blizzard are not terrible,
And bumps along the way!
In all success and luck,
Health, bright bright days!
And be not only on your birthday
You are a queen for friends!
Milena, you are my gift,
Deserved for what?
This is just unreal -
You are so perfect
I am others like this in the world
I would not have found and not met,
You are my angel, so beautiful
Without you, I'm just scared!
Mila, Milochka, Milena.
I hear words from my heart.
That is my soul and heart.
Collect names.
Soul likes Milena.
Sweet to the heart.
They just don't care about me.
Who is dear to my heart?
I will say one thing, folks.
There is only one word root.
Those names are golden.
And I haven't forgotten about you.
Tenderness smolders in that name.
Not an earthly deity.
May that name be inscribed in eternity.
After all, it has found all of you.
Share fate and rule.
You've been given a sign.
Be always, always beautiful.
There is no other way.
We, Milena, congratulate
On this holiday together you!
We sincerely wish you
More sparkle in your eyes!
Let them sparkle with light
From bewitching love!
And let the troubles pass
And the victories are all yours!
Milena knee-deep sea
And neither the storm nor the wind are terrible.
After all, because you are Milena,
The most beautiful thing in this world.
I wish you all earthly blessings,
To admire only: - Ah!
So that there is no trouble with you
And stay young.
Grandpa says, "Honey"
Mommy will say: "Milena."
Daddy says "beautiful"
Mommy again: "Milena."
The brother will add: "Merry",
And mommy immediately: "Milena."
Grandma will say again: "Honey",
And all around in chorus to her:
"Our dear Milena!"
Milena, how many words - without dots! -
I want to say from the bottom of my heart today!
'Cause your name is a gem
Can not leave indifferent.
May your birthday, fabulous of days,
You will be happy in the circle of your friends.
Let a smile sparkle in your eyes -
And a sunny bunny sparkles in her hair.
May all joy fall at your feet,
You conquer the peaks of the pedestal,
May your dreams come true
And let beauty color where you are!
Give love to everyone around you
Only good is spinning over you,
Good luck, fame and spiritual blessings -
You deserve it, after all!
Milena, good friend,
Caring, affectionate mother!
Sedin, let the blizzard not touch you
And let the joy ahead be waiting!
And your birthday is like a ray of sunshine
Will warm all friends with its warmth!
And this day will suddenly become the best
May it always be the best day ever!
Happy Holidays, Milena,
Stay always incomparable
Beautiful, smart, funny,
Everyone loves and is very sweet!
We wish Milena to be cheerful, groovy,
So that the guys all vied with each other about love!
So that you, like a Goddess, are dazzlingly sweet,
So that beauty does not fade, but blooms even stronger,
We wish life in joy, without offense and without hassle,
So that happiness is added day by day, from year to year!
My daughter Milena
The best in the world!
There is no dearer man
Me on the whole planet!
My daughter Milena
I love it the most!
And not ashamed of it
I tell everyone!
Dear Milena,
You're my Soul!
Most dear,
I love you!
To not happen
Know that you are not alone!
I will not leave you
For nothing and never!
I will cover you
I will save you from troubles
In life than I can
I will help you!
It's a pity that dads are around
You don't have.
But there is always
You have mom!
Dear Milenochka,
Grow up, stay healthy!
And my own mother
Don't forget yours.
Dear, dear,
Little girl,
beautiful girl,
We all love it;
Mouth is a mumbler
The nose is a snub,
diamond eyes,
eavesdroppers,
Legs run, run
They run along the path
They run to their mother
To mommy and daddy.
Milena, happy birthday!
You are beautiful and gentle as always!
And every year I understand more
I need you like air dear!
I can't imagine myself without you
And my whole world is filled only with you!
And I have no doubt - I know for sure
That you were sent to me by fate!
Dance reggae on a cart
To be like uggs in your neighborhood,
Jump from a helicopter with a parachute
Feel how cool
To be not like everyone else, Milena,
So that even the sea is knee-deep,
And the mountains are only on the shoulder,
From feelings, let it be hot
Let new desires appear
And on your birthday, everything is fulfilled!
I wish, Milena, good luck and happiness,
May your life be as beautiful as in a fairy tale,
Let your eyes shine clean and clear
Let the days pass not in vain,
Be only cheerful, smiling, sweet,
Then the trouble will pass by!
May your life become brighter than before
Health, mutual love and hope.
Happy birthday Milena,
Let dreams lead to the land of dreams
In your honor, the tables are set there
Looking forward to seeing you there!
Let the glasses be filled with wine
Let songs and laughter flow
At this festive table
Radiant success awaits you!
Let the fairies circle around
Fulfilling your desires
And you dance, have fun
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Confessions of a beloved woman in your own words - texts of wishes
You are my sweet, tender and most beautiful woman in the world. Every time I fall in love with you more when you have beautiful eyes, I hear your ringing laugh, I kiss your honey-sweet lips. With you it is always so good and comfortable to me. I love you, I love you with sincere and pure love. I want to always be with you and I promise to make you, my sun, the happiest in the world. For your sake, I am ready for any test. My bright flame of love will never go out. I am grateful to fate for such a wonderful gift. I love you, my beloved.
The most beautiful woman in the world is you, my love. My love is always with you, like a shadow. She is big, beautiful, she has no end, no edge. I just can't keep my feelings a secret, and I confess to you, my dear, in love. You are for me like the radiance of the day, and like a light in the night. I love you more than anyone in the world. You alone found the key to my heart, you alone give me tenderness, affection and care. I promise to make you the happiest woman in the world, believe me. I live and breathe you, my beauty.
I am the happiest person on earth. And this is your merit, my beloved woman. You are like a light in my window, like a warm ray of sunshine that always warms me. I'll tell you the three most important words in the world. I love you. You ignited love in my heart, and it flares up every day more and more. You are my soulmate, the kindest, lacquer and gentle. When you are next to me, the world becomes brighter and kinder. My love will be like a talisman for you. Be always with me, my happiness.
The most important thing in the world is love. This is the strongest feeling. Each of us experienced excitement, embarrassment at a meeting with a loved one. I'm a little worried today because I want to confess my love to you, my only woman. I'm just filled with love for you. Every minute my thoughts are occupied only with you. I want to be with you all my life. We are so suited to each other, and, apparently, fate helped us meet for good reason. I love you tenderly, reverently and strongly. Only with you I will be happy.
I'm just fabulously lucky, because I have the most beautiful woman on the planet. You are my goddess, my joy and my reward. I want to be with you always together, protect you and love. May this captivity of love in which I find myself remain with me for the rest of my life. With you I fly like a bird, my joy simply has no end. A woman like you is an ideal, this is everyone's dream. But I was the luckiest one. You filled my whole life. My love for you is limitless. Shine on me always, my brightest and most beautiful woman.
My beloved woman, my whole life is filled with you. My love is the strongest and most devoted. For you, I'm ready for anything, I can fulfill yours cherished desire If only you were always with me. Your angelic character pleasantly surprises me, your kind soul gives me hope that we will be with you all my life. Only next to you I will be happy. I love your sonorous voice and your silence, your joyful laughter and your charm. I love you more than life, my desired and only woman.
A woman beloved and the most beautiful in the world, I am so glad that I call you mine. You are everything in my life, you are just my guardian angel. How I feel good with you, how comfortable I am. I am the happiest person in the world. I love you faithfully, sincerely and tenderly. You are the woman of my dreams, everything connected with you is my life. I always feel your breath, and my soul is always full only of you. I am ready to carry you in my arms all my life, to love you like no one else has ever loved. Be my soulmate forever.
I am so grateful to fate for giving me you. You are the dream of my life. Every minute spent with you is a holiday for me. You are my light in a cat, my ray of warmth, my charm. More beautiful and kinder than you, not on the whole earth. I will do everything to make you happy, you will swim in the ocean of my love all your life. I am so lucky to have you, my beloved, gentle, kind. I will fulfill all your cherished desires, just be always with me, my only one. Love for you inspires me and helps me to live.
I often ask myself the question, what would I do if I had not met you, my beloved? And I answer right away, this would simply not happen. After all, you are destined for me by fate, and fate, as you know, cannot be bypassed. Today I confess my love to you, my desire, there is simply no point in hiding more feelings. You are everything to me that is in my life, you are my soulmate. I love you sincerely, tenderly and ardently, and so I hope for reciprocity. I love you and want to be always only with you, my one and only.
I was fabulously lucky in my life, I met my love, which I had been looking for for so long. You are my one and only love. The most beautiful flower cannot be compared with your beauty. You are the most important person in my life. I will give up all my previous hobbies and habits, if only you were near, my love. My whole life now depends on you, my sunshine. You are the only one with whom I want to live my whole life. I love you, my charm. You are my guardian angel, beloved and unique.
You are beautiful, no doubt. I fell in love with you from the first time, and now I have lost peace and sleep. When you are near, my heart is filled with joy and warmth. I want to always be by your side, look into your beautiful eyes, listen to your sonorous laughter, kiss your sweet lips, and talk about my love. you are the most tender, the most beautiful, the best in the world. I love and adore you. May my love always be your guardian. Beloved, you are my life. I just can't imagine myself without you.
You are the dearest and most main man for me. Only with you I learned what happiness is. You inspire me to everything good, only with you, my beloved, I am happy. Every minute spent with you is already a holiday. I love you sincerely, dearly, I just can't live without you. My love is ready to overcome all obstacles, if only you were next to me, my beloved. I am sure that we are two halves of one big, loving heart. I adore and adore you, and I am one hundred percent sure of my feelings.
How many songs are sung about love, how many poems are read. And everyone has a completely different declaration of love. But every confession comes from the depths of the heart. So my feelings can no longer be locked up, I release them like a bird. May my wings of love carry us through life. You are for me the most tender, the kindest, the most beautiful, and simply mine. I value our relationship and will make you the happiest woman on the planet. You are my dream, my ideal, my inspiration. I love you, my joy.
You are the most beautiful, sweetest woman in the world. You always have an open soul and just an angelic character. You have only positive traits. Everything is dear to me in you: both the ringing voice, and the silence and your gentle kiss. I love you, my dear, and I want to be with you all my life. You lit a love in my heart with a ray of affection, which flares up more and more. You are the most beloved and most important mistress of my heart. You are just my beloved woman, only with you I will always be happy.
Fate gave me the most beautiful woman in the world. I'm so happy, my dear, with you. Your love warms like the sun, it always burns as a guiding star. Only about you, my beauty, I dream, and when you are next to me, I melt with happiness. Every day I start with the thought of you, I just adore you, my sun. You are my soulmate, without which I cannot imagine my life. You are my guardian angel, my happiness, my love. I love you and want to be with you all my life, my treasure.
My kind, gentle and most beautiful woman in the world. My life with you is like a song, like a mountain stream; clean and fast. If you are near, everything is in the most bright colors. The most beautiful flower cannot compare with your beauty, my love. In my heart, you are the only one. I am ready to fulfill your most cherished desire, if only you were happy. You are perfection itself, you gave me the radiance of the day and the light of the night. I want to give you the key to my heart, and I want you to keep it all your life.
My beloved woman, from the first time we met, I fell in love with you like a boy. I am enchanted by your beautiful eyes, your radiant smile, your gentle voice. You are just my destiny, my soulmate. I'm so happy with you, and life seems fabulous. I promise to make you the happiest woman in the world, for you, my love, I'm ready for anything. Your love, like a charm, keeps me. I cherish you, live you, breathe you and adore you, my only woman. Be with me all my life, my joy
My beloved woman, it's good that I have you. I'm incredibly lucky to have you by my side. You, like spring, are bright and good. I dry up without you, like a flower without water. I love you and want to be by your side for the rest of my life. You are my treasure, you are my joy, my dream. Only with you I realized what happiness is. I love you madly with all my soul, with all my heart. You are the most important person for me. I will do everything to make you happy. My life completely changed when I met you. I love you, cherish you and thank fate that next to me, such a miracle as you.
Beloved woman nearby. What else is needed for happiness? Kind, gentle, sweet - you mean so much to me. How happy I am that I have you, how proud I am that next to me is such a beautiful, affectionate and beloved woman that you can only dream of. Every word of yours, every smile of yours is dearer to me than any treasure. I am so grateful to fate for such a gift of life. I will love you all my life, because otherwise it is simply impossible. My love for you is pure and sincere, and I so hope for reciprocity.
You are for me, like a light in the window, like a ray of golden sun. Your divine smile, your tender eyes, and your sweet kiss beckon me so much. I love you with every cell in my body. I love you like no one has ever loved. You are the most precious thing I have. You are the most gentle, the most affectionate, the kindest. For your sake, I am ready for anything, I will fulfill your cherished desire, if only you were happy, my dear. Your arrival has completely changed my life. I love you and will love you forever. You are just my only woman.
Your eyes are like a big ocean, into which, looking, you drown in love. I'm so happy that I love you, my love. You are my pearl, you are my treasure. I promise to take care of you all my life, I promise to make you the happiest woman in the world. I am pleased to call you glorious, sweet, beloved, and most importantly my only woman. I love you, and I am ready to repeat these words tirelessly. You are the main thing in my life, you are just my life, my destiny, my woman, my charm.
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SHELTON'S DIET It is based on the principles of separate nutrition and the classification of products, which helps to determine what, how and with what it is better to eat. Conventionally, Shelton divides all products into protein (protein) and starch. The former include: meat, poultry, fish, dairy products, milk, cheeses, eggs, legumes and nuts. To the second - bread and all flour products, cereals, potatoes, rice. Proper nutrition should be based on the following principles: - starchy foods are not combined with proteins and acidic fruits; - refined products (flour, sugar, margarine) are excluded from the diet; - a break between meals of at least 4 hours; - carbohydrate and acidic foods are not combined in one meal. That is, bread, potatoes, peas, beans, beans, bananas, dates, etc. cannot be eaten with citrus fruits, pineapple, cranberries, tomatoes and other sour fruits; - concentrated protein and concentrated carbohydrate cannot be combined. That is, nuts, meat, eggs, cheese and other protein foods are not eaten with bread, cereals, cakes, sweet fruits; - two concentrated proteins of different types are not consumed together, since they require different digestive juices and their different concentrations; - fats do not combine with proteins. Cream, butter, sour cream, vegetable oil are not mixed with meat, eggs, cheese, nuts and other proteins, since fat when eating meat, eggs, nuts suppresses the secretion of gastric juices; Proteins and acidic fruits are not compatible with good digestion. Oranges, lemons, tomatoes, pineapples, cherries, sour plums, sour apples should not be eaten with meat, nuts, eggs; - starch and sugar are not eaten at the same time. Jams, molasses, syrups, if consumed at one time, with cereals and potatoes, cause fermentation; - at one meal you can eat one product with a high concentration of starch, for example, you can’t eat bread and porridge together - one product will be digested, and the second will remain intact in the stomach, causing fermentation, increased acidity of gastric juice, belching, etc. Product Compatibility: Watermelon and all kinds of melons should be eaten separately. Milk is better to eat separately. Combine meat, poultry, fish with green, non-starchy vegetables - this compound neutralizes the harmful properties of animal proteins, helps their digestion and removal of excess cholesterol from the blood. The combination of animal proteins with strong alcohol precipitates pepsin, which is necessary for the digestion of animal proteins. Legumes (beans, peas, lentils), as starches, they go well with fats, especially vegetable oil and sour cream, and as a source of vegetable protein, with herbs and starchy vegetables. Sugar and confectionery should not be combined with any other food, all sugars inhibit the secretion of gastric juice. Bread made from unrefined, whole grains can be eaten with a variety of salads, regardless of their composition. Potatoes (preferably boiled or baked with the skin on) go well with vegetable salads. Sweet fruits (citrus fruits, pomegranates are considered acidic, the rest - depending on the variety and taste) can be combined with milk and nuts in small quantities. You need to eat them at least 15-20 minutes before eating. Starchy vegetables (beets, carrots, horseradish, parsley and celery roots, pumpkin, zucchini and squash, cauliflower) do not combine with sugar, other combinations are either good or acceptable. Cottage cheese, fermented milk products, being difficult to digest, are combined with homogeneous products (sour milk, sour cream, cheese, cheese). Eggs are good in combination with green and non-starchy vegetables (parsley, dill, celery, radish tops, beets, lettuce, white cabbage, green and onion, garlic, cucumbers, eggplant, bell peppers, green peas). Radish, rutabaga, radish, young zucchini and turnips are “semi-starchy”, in combination they are adjacent to green and non-starchy. Nuts are combined with vegetable and fruit salads. In a purified form, due to the rapid oxidation of fat, it must be used immediately, or frozen. Other Food Notes: Sunflower, pumpkin, sesame seeds are a source of protein, magnesium, and calcium. Store them due to rapid oxidation in the refrigerator. Choose butter and cream without preservatives, emulsifiers, heat treatment is not desirable. Choose young cheeses, like homemade cheese or cheese (requires soaking in cold water from excess salt). Vegetable oils should ideally be first cold pressed. Store the bottle in the refrigerator. Dried fruits are useful if prepared without sulfur dioxide treatment. Rice choose not polished, brown.
The Beatles and demography in the USSR When the well-known phrase “We (in the USSR) have no sex!” was born on the Leningrad-Boston teleconference, I remembered Yura Konovalov. We studied together in the third year of the evening institute. Thirty-three-year-old Yura was the oldest in the group. His last name suited him very well. Wide shoulders, a correctly broken nose, a low forehead, eyes that bore from the depths. It would be unpleasant to encounter such an accident in the evening on the narrow “Bank Bridge” near our institute. But Yura spoke in a quiet voice, stammering slightly and was an excellent student. In the break between lectures, Yura came up to me and started a conversation that surprised me. - Fight, I want to ask for advice. You must have seen my friend? I remembered that Yura was sometimes met by a nondescript girl after class. Also in her thirties, she usually huddled in a corner of the locker room, looking down through her glasses. Her round face, with hair tied at the back of her head, with thick lenses, resembled the appearance of Nadezhda Krupskaya from a famous portrait. - Yes, I remember. - So, we have known each other for two years. Yura looked around, hesitated. . They have already started talking to each other, but it’s impossible to go further. For me, the second time already married, the situation was known, but incomprehensible. I proudly straightened up from the new status of "family consultant", remembered my own and bookish tricks. - Yura, now we will carefully think over everything. Do you have a player? - Yes! Radiola "Rigonda"! I grimaced. - Well, okay. I'll ask a friend for you an English record of the Beatles for one evening. - And let me buy from him? - Don't interrupt. Buy - you do not have enough money. You'd better buy a new needle for the radiogram. Necessarily! Do you have a room? - I have an apartment. - Well, you give! He has an apartment, but ... So: buy a bottle of wine, a bouquet of flowers, a box of chocolates, I’ll give you a record, and you will invite her to listen to the Beatles. - Yes, we listened to different music. What to do next? - Yura, the Beatles are not just music for you. I scratched the back of my head. I wanted to understand the disposition. - Do you have a chair? - Of course, even two. We come, sit in armchairs and talk. Here, for two years, we either walk or sit in armchairs. - So, probably, a sofa is attached to the chairs? - Well, yes, and a sofa, of course. But somehow we don’t sit on the sofa, it’s uncomfortable, and there are armchairs. - Wow! And now you will do this: ask the neighbors to take chairs for a few days, tell your girlfriend that you had to give them to the constriction. Yura began to rub his palms, trembling in his voice. - New chairs? In a stretch? She won't believe it. I spat. - Yes, you don't need her to believe! Just do as I say. The procedure is this: put on a record, pour wine, sit on the sofa, drink wine and you hug her. Can you hug? - I don’t know. - Well, or you’ll try to unbutton some button there. - But won’t she be offended? - She will do everything herself! - Do you think? - I’m sure! I begged a friend who had a huge collection of records The Beatles, give me one for a few days. With precautions, with instructions: how to wipe with a specially designed velvet cloth, how to put a needle, how to remove it - "Yellow Submarine" in a thick beautiful envelope was received. In the evening at the institute, I handed the envelope to Yura, duplicated the briefing. He added from himself: - If you scratch it, you will save on food for two months! Did you buy a needle? - Yes, of course! Two days later, Yura returned the plate. He smiled contentedly. - Borya, thank you! Everything worked out! - Well, you see how simple it is! The Beatles are like that. Didn't you damage the record? Yura was embarrassed. - Yes, to be honest, we didn’t even get it out of the envelope, somehow everything went quickly. But leading role did she comply? I invited Ira to listen to the Beatles! A couple of months later I saw in the locker room how a gorgeous girl threw herself on Yura's neck. Curly long curls, checkered pleated flared short skirt. Well, I think the boy went hand in hand. Our man! A minute later, Yura brought the girl to me. - Borya, I wanted to introduce you to Irina. I told you about her. I peered into the smiling face. I did not know then the terrible words "make-up", and even more so, "MakeUp", but I realized that something had been done with the face. "Krupskaya" has turned into a living seductive aunt, with eyes shining through the thin beautiful frame of glasses. Her mobile figure almost wrapped around Yura, clinging to him. There was no doubt what they would do when they got home. Soon I transferred to another group, and Yura and I rarely saw each other in the corridors. About a year later, he stopped me and, beaming, said: - Borya, Ira and I had a son! I congratulated him. What was the name of the boy - can you guess? 2015.
My throat hurts... - Did you catch a cold or something? - No, damn it, rubbed it!
A nun and a prostitute are traveling in a compartment. The prostitute is wearing a beautiful dress, a gold chain and branded shoes. The nun looks at her and asks: - How much does this chain cost? - One night of love. - And how much do these shoes cost? - Two nights of love. - A three dress? - Yes. In the monastery a nun is in her cell, they knock on her ... and she angrily: - Would you go, holy father, with your caramels ...
The pedophile ambushed two girls at the school and says to one of them: - Let me touch your chest. And I'll give you candy. The girl agreed. And he again: - Do you want another candy? And I'll touch your ass. The girl agreed again. Pedophile: - Do you also want candy? And I'm for you ... Girl - to a friend: - While this fuck @ @ em, you will get sick with diabetes.
A young poet-composer comes to the Philharmonic. - You know, I wrote a song. - Very good, but what is it called? - (embarrassed) "Eh, E::: your mother" - Very good. Just throw away "Eh" - it gives away gypsyism.
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Early morning in the village, an ordinary family mother, son and father without legs,
Early morning in the village, an ordinary family mother, son and father without legs, who lost in the war. The son is going hunting, takes a gun, a cartridge, then dad creeps up to him and says:
- Son, take me hunting, I really want to!
- Dad, how can I take you, you don’t have legs, what’s the use of you?
- And you, son, put me in a backpack behind my back, and if you suddenly see a bear, you shoot at him - you won’t hit him, turn your back, and I’ll kill him with one shot, you know - I shoot a squirrel in the eye from 100 meters! So we will bring home the booty, there will be something to eat in the winter.
The son thought and thought and said - Okay, dad, let's go.
They are walking through the forest, their father is sitting in a backpack, and then a bear meets them. The son shoots, misses, shoots again - again a miss, turns his back, dad shoots - also waves, again - another miss. The bear is already rushing at them, well, the son will give a tear, and in the meantime the father is shouting - they say faster, they will catch up! They've been running for an hour, they don't have the strength, the son understands that they won't run so far with dad - both will disappear, he decided to drop his backpack and run on.
He runs all out of breath home and says to his mother:
- Mother, we no longer have a father ... - with tears in his eyes.
The mother calmly puts down the frying pan, turns to him and says:
- How did I get fucked with my hunting, then dad ran in his arms 10 minutes ago, said that we no longer have a son!
They called a man at work for a corporate party, they allowed him to come
They called a man at work to a corporate party, they allowed him to come with his wives, the corporate party was themed - a masquerade, you had to come in costumes, with masks. No sooner said than done, they got together before leaving, and the wife had a headache, she said, "Go without me, and I'll lie down at home for now" - and she herself came up with a cunning plan - to follow the peasant, how he will behave at the masquerade, pester Zinka from the accounting department or even get drunk. Before leaving, she changed her costume, comes and sees how her hubby is dancing with one, then circling the other, guard! She decided to check how far he would go, invited him to dance, they dance and whisper in his ear: - Maybe we’ll retire ...
They retired, did their business, the wife quickly left home. The husband arrived a little later, she decided to ask him:
J - So what? How do you corporate?!
M - Yes, gray boredom, the guys and I decided to go play poker, and before that, Petrovich, our boss asked him to change suits with him, since he got his dirty, so he was lucky, can you imagine, some kind of woman in f@pu gave!
Perestroika, collective farms are slowly dying out, everyone has gathered
Perestroika, collective farms are slowly dying down, all the animals have gathered in the barnyard and are discussing their future fate.
The bulls were the first to come out, they say: We must leave here while the hooves are intact. The roof has already leaked in the hangar, that it’s not rain, so we swim like ducks. Next come the pigs: they haven’t eaten normal food for 100 years, the straw is all rotten, they give water every three days. You can't live like this, you have to leave. All other animals supported: Yes, yes, enough to endure it and let's go. One Sharik sits still, everyone asks him:
- Sharik, why are you sitting?! Go with us!
Sharik answers:
- No, I won’t go with you, I have a prospect!
Animals:
- What is the prospect? You will die of hunger here!
Ball:
- No, guys, I have a prospect here!
Animals:
- Well, what is your prospect here, you will get sick, pick up fleas and die alone here!
Ball:
- Not guys, I have a prospect ...
Animals:
- What is the prospect?!?!?!
Ball:
- I heard that the hostess said to the owner "... if things go on like this, then we will suck at Sharik's all winter ..."
The girl invited the guy to visit, romantic, that's all. And at
The girl invited the guy to visit, romantic, that's all. And at that moment his stomach twirled, he simply no longer had the strength to endure. They come to her apartment and the girl says:
- You come in, do not be shy, go into the room, and now I'm going to the bathroom - I'll powder my nose ...
It was somehow inconvenient for the guy to ask her forward, he decided to be patient, although he already had no strength to endure. Passes into the room, looks - a big dog is sitting. He took it and piled it in the room, and thinks that he will blame everything later on the dog, while he himself, contented at the time, goes to the kitchen to drink tea.
The girl with the bath comes out and asks him:
D: Why don't you go into the room?
P: Yes, there is a big dog, I'm afraid of it.
D: I found someone to be scared, she's plush ...
P: Wow, but shit like a real one!
The son approaches his father and asks: - Dad, what is
The son approaches his father and asks:
- Dad, what is virtual reality?
Dad thought a little and said to his son:
- Son, to give you an answer to this question, go to your mother, grandparents, and ask them if they could sleep with an African for 1 million dollars. He approaches his mother and asks:
- Mom, would you be able to sleep with an African for 1 million dollars?
- Well, son, it's not tricky, and we need money, of course I could!
Then he approaches the grandmother with the same question, the grandmother answers him:
- Of course, granddaughter! If I had a million dollars, I would have lived for the same number of years!!!
It's the grandfather's turn, the grandfather answers:
- Well, actually, once it doesn’t count, so of course - yes, for this million we would build a house by the sea, but we would finally leave my grandmother!
The son returns to his father with the results, and the father says to him:
- You see, son, in virtual reality we have three million dollars, and in real reality - 2 simple # tutki and one pid @ r # s!
