SCENARIO
solemn ceremony
summing up the results of the city competition
professional skills of cultural workers
"Recognition" - "Sea cruise or one day on vacation"

The stage is decorated in a marine style. Wall drapery should match the theme. For a festive mood, you can decorate the hall with bouquets of blue and white helium balloons. The tables are covered with light airy tablecloths (preferably bed-tones). Music sounds. Guests are gathering in the hall.

YUNGA enters the stage with a mouthpiece: “Attention, attention!!! There are a few minutes left before the departure of the cruise liner "RECOGNITION", all passengers are kindly requested to take their seats in their wardrooms.

Music sounds. The host enters the stage, he is also the Boatswain and his assistant Jung.

BOATSWAN: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!

YUNGA: Admirals and admirals! Swimmers and swimmers! Sailors and sailors! Yoongi and ship laundresses...

BOATSWAIN: Hello, dear cultural workers. We are pleased to welcome you on board our hospitable vessel. First of all, let me introduce myself - I am the boatswain of this wonderful ship. One might say, his soul and will, his courage and salvation, his thought and his conscience! Everyone here respects me for my cheerful and kind disposition. (Applause and ovation are heard in the recording. The boatswain, without being modest, begins to bow, and, apparently, he really likes to be in the spotlight.) Thank you, thank you ...

YUNGA: Let's go!!!

BOATSWAN (noticing the cabin boy): Oh, yes, sorry, I didn’t introduce it. My assistant is Jung! Not yet experienced, but a good fellow! And today we invite you, dear workers of culture, to go with us on a trip around the world.

YUNGA: You know better than me that a cultural worker does not always succeed in relaxing.

Your work is:
Give smiles, mood,
Any calendar page
Brings culture inspiration.
And on Women's Day, and on the New Year,
And even on Navy Day,
When all the people rejoice
Cult workers have a job.

BOATSWAIN: Therefore, today, discard all worries for later and at least one day relax with us!

YUNGA: So, friends, let's go! On a cruise! Give away the moorings!

BOATSWAN: Hey sailor! What are you ordering! What were you ordered to do? Help me with the celebration, not give orders.

YUNGA: I'm nothing...I'm so...rehearsing...

BOATSWAN: He's rehearsing! Do you know what is important in the Navy?

YUNGA: Pasta! Navally.

BOATSWAN: No, cabin boy. In the Navy, the main thing is order. (gives him a mop in his hands). Hold on! Admiral's gift. Named mop of the third degree!

YUNGA: Yes, these degrees of yours got me in algebra at school!

BOATSWAN: Know, son, a mop will make a man out of you! (leave)

1. M.N. Quadro "Yungi" (dance with mops)

Music. Boatswain and Jung take the stage.

BOATSWAIN: Today we dedicate our sea cruise to you - cultural workers! You, like no one else, know how to give joy, beauty, poetry, fantasy, saturating everyday life with them. Therefore, you certainly deserve a holiday for yourself!

YUNGA: Not a single festive event is complete without awarding the best of the best. And very soon you will hear the names of those who, with their creativity, love for their chosen profession, ignite and warm the hearts of others!

Thunder rumbles.

BOATSWAN (frightened): A thousand devils! What is it? (takes the spyglass from Yoongi) Like mountains, the waves of the sea rise and a fierce storm rages! Is it really the lord of the seas himself who came to us for a holiday? What an honor, gentlemen! Mighty Poseidon rushes to us across the sea on his chariot! Meet! Head of city N-sk - _______________________________

Fanfare.
__________________ The crown and the trident are brought out onto the stage.
Performance.

BOATSWAN: Ladies and gentlemen, now our ceremony can be considered open! And therefore it is time to give the signal to sail!

Long horn of the liner

YUNGA (dreamy): Beautiful! Comrade Boatswain, does this horn remind you of anything by any chance?

BOATSUAN: What are you talking about?

Fanfare. D.A. rises to the stage. _______________ They put a turban on his head.
Rewarding. Background music.

YUNGA: In the “Our Hopes” nomination, pilots of the book sea – librarians – are awarded with a participant diploma:……………………………

YUNGA: In the nomination "Our Hopes" the diploma of the Winner is awarded to:………………….

BOATSWAIN: In the nomination "Our Hopes" the senior assistants of their captains are awarded - chief mates, namely, creative workers of cultural and leisure institutions.

BOATSWAIN: A special diploma is awarded to:……………………….

YUNGA: In the nomination “Our Hopes” the diploma of the Winner is awarded to:……………………….

BOATSWAIN: In the nomination "Our Hopes" the diploma of the Winner is awarded to:…………………..

YUNGA: Yes, it's nice to know that our cultural workers are not afraid of anything: neither the endless expanses of the seas, nor strong storms, nor the Ninth Wave.
We wish you to always stay on the crest of success and strive for the shores of creative heights!

BOATSWAN: What is this? (looks through a spyglass) A thousand devils! We are trapped! Pirates are close! (blows whistle) Whistle everyone upstairs!

5.M.N. Quadro "Pirates"

BOATSWAN: Ladies and gentlemen, don't panic! I have great news for you! The pirates are disarmed! But this time it is not the merit of Dmitry Anatolyevich… the pirates are disarmed by the smiles of our charming ladies!

YUNGA: Comrade Boatswain, maybe they just chickened out?

BOATSWAN: In front of whom? What is in front of you? Haha!

YUNGA: In front of the next nominee, on whose shoulders lies the unbearable burden of all creative concerns, in front of the one who has been standing firmly on the captain's bridge for several years now and rules with a confident hand. It's time to welcome the real captain on our deck, in whose hands the helm is reliable.

BOATSWAIN: For the presentation of the award in the nomination "Head of a cultural institution" the head of the city district is invited to our deck. N-sk - _____________________________

Fanfare.
___________ rises to the stage
Rewarding. Background music.

YUNGA: In the nomination "Head of a cultural institution" the diploma of the Winner is awarded to:………

Music. Applause. Everyone goes into the hall.

YUNGA: Dear cultural workers, please accept our most sincere congratulations. Let our gifts bring you joy and warm your soul.

BOATSWAIN: A young but very brave sailor congratulates you on the holiday. Meet! Maxim Praslov!

6.M.N. M. Praslov "Don't be afraid, mom, I'm with you!"
7.M.N. M. Praslov “……………………………………………..”

Music. The boatswain enters the stage, looks through a telescope.

BOATSWAIN: Well, we are going further… Not far from the Cape of Good Hope, sheltered from all winds, is the Bay of Success. Let's get there!
How many of them swim in the stormy sea of ​​drifting ships with torn sails! They don't have a compass or a map of where to go. Well, if they are randomly brought into the bay of success, then they cannot stop there. Because there is no anchor.

YUNGA: Fortunately, the following professionals, which will be discussed further, do not belong to this category in any way, because they managed to anchor correctly. They are wonderful and enthusiastic people, in love with their work, and deeply committed to their profession.

BOATSWAIN: In order to continue the award ceremony, we ask the most purposeful, most determined navigator, who can only be compared with the great Odysseus, to come up to our deck. Meet! Chairman of the Duma g.o. N-sk______________________
_____________________ rises to the stage
Performance.
Background music. Rewarding.

BOATSWAIN: A special prize is awarded to:

1. The most demanded and popular newspaper - "Gorod N-sk"!

BOATSWAN: Any big holiday that happens in our life, we always want to remember and capture it in a photo. Therefore, we invite all the awardees to our deck for a group photo!

Music. Everyone takes the stage. Photo for memory.

BOATSWAIN: Dear workers of culture! We wish you that the beacons of all coasts continue to illuminate your path in the expanses of the seas and oceans. May the Bermuda Triangles never cross your path. More new interesting discoveries and adventures for you!

8.M.N. Quadro "Fairy"

YUNGA: Dear workers of culture! Once again, we are happy to congratulate everyone who received well-deserved awards today.

The sound of a rynda.

BOatswain: Well, the sound of the ship's bell means that our beautiful cruise is coming to an end. Bathing in the last rays of the setting sun, our liner "Recognition" is sailing to its berth. Today we tried to put together everything you need to make our cruise a success.

YUNGA: There were musical gifts and congratulations, there were guests and the most pleasant surprises! And there was also the desire for a holiday! We had a desire to give you a holiday.

BOATSWAN: Those who went on our deck had a desire to make this holiday kind and memorable...

YUNGA: And, of course, today each of you had the opportunity to once again be convinced of the correctness of the chosen profession.

BOATSWAIN: This holiday has become a recognition of our work with you. And on this day, we want to wish you to move only forward. Do not stop there, continue to surf the new expanses of the sea of ​​life. More creativity for all of you...

TOGETHER: And fair wind to your sails!

Liner whistle

The song "Argo" sounds

Channeling from 01/12/2016

Moderator: I welcome the Andromeda Civilization and wanted to define the theme of the scenario plan, and the forces that will influence that scenario plan and its horizon.

Forces: I greet you. I am the head of strategy for the Earth-Gaia system of the Andromeda Civilization. I am happy to define you again in information, knowledge. We, as a Civilization, have become much more significant in terms of influencing those essences, those observers who move into the 4th dimension, experience changes in space, their state, events, feelings, etc. These changes are just beginning, they will increase very quickly and very noticeably from the side of even the observer of the 3rd dimension, since the 3rd dimension itself also rises to the highest possible values. When observing this picture, 2 external conclusions can be made: on the one hand, those transitional ones who determined the transition path are taken out of the space of the old energy exchange, beyond the space of the scenario plan, which is led by civilizations of the main plan, on the other hand, the 3rd dimension itself with his old scenario plan is also transformed in the system of his understanding, the influence of events. This vector is aimed at destabilizing the foundations of the old states, the foundations that led to the degradation of society, led to its turn back to addictions that created the depreciation of culture, attachment to finances, money, material well-being.

All these experiments ended in failure from the point of view of the main civilizations, since the energy exchange itself does not bring those return states, those investments that were made in the mind of a person in terms of his upbringing, eventfulness, since the Earth-Gaia coefficients exclude the basic parameters of this energy exchange, in tens and hundreds of times reduce the state of fear in the necessary equivalents in relation to events, but only bring a state of anxiety, confusion, etc. With The very essence of energy exchange in 3 dimensions has already been lost forever, and therefore, these civilizations are beginning to transform space so far only in the direction of its change in relation to the created coefficients, which today prevent the old energy exchange from being carried out and are trying to switch to a new one. So far, these attempts have been rather unsuccessful. It is extremely difficult to lead a person into a new direction, a state with a destructive energy exchange, since it is necessary not only to identify him according to the main parameters of life, but also to create a new shell of dependence, a new shell of participation in relation to a new scenario that does not exist. Therefore, according to the 3rd dimension, a rather strong decrease in energy exchange is observed, and it is expressed by tens of percent in relation to the values ​​of the previous year. This means that in the near future there will be a collapse, a shortage of energy exchange, which will exceed more than 50% of those investments that will be invested in the space system. At this point, point X will come when the civilizations of the main plan themselves will either be forced to leave the stage, leaving space for the next civilizations, or continue to change the scenario plan in the direction determined by the growth of human consciousness, human experience. This is very difficult to do, because time is lost, and the Earth-Gaia itself, its vibrations, which are reflected on the Monad, on space, on the entire system of reflection of perception, does not allow the old energy exchange coefficients to be missed, but only allows the creation of new, very thin, new property of destructive values, which are not so much destructive as interchangeable coefficients that can somehow support the energy component in the form of energy exchange.

It is quite difficult to explain, but these processes are underway, they take place in some consciousnesses, but in order to do this, it is necessary to create a completely different scenario, society, and other rules of the game. The Earth-Gaia system itself is not designed for long-term scenarios of this type, so decisions will be made that will first keep this space in a cocoon, in isolation, and then decisions will be made to develop the scenario plan.

As for the transitional scenario, the 4D space in which they are fixed, and in which the participants of this experiment are additionally fixed, then all of them are determined in a state of forward movement, a state of disidentification of consciousness with old coefficients, possibilities, options, depending on their eventfulness. This means that the aspiration of their goals will not only change, but also be transformed in completely different categories, meanings, definitions. This work is already underway, including by our civilization, and by the civilization of Sirius, and by the civilization of Orion in a small amount, by the civilization of Arcturus, etc. All of them create conditions, parameters of experience, which will be aimed at obtaining a transitional state of a person, which is listed as constructive, as cleared of the old values ​​of the 3rd dimension.

In simple terms, this means that within a fairly short period of time, a person must transform his memory, beliefs, thought forms, mental construction, ego programs, including the internal components of monadic fields, so much as to be prepared for immersion in the 4D space, which does not contain destructive coefficients at all. If today we take the state of human consciousness, the state of its cell, then the presence of coefficients of 3 dimensions, coefficients of a destructive type will be more than 30%, in some even 60%, and this suggests that the transition itself is impossible for such participants with in terms of their immersion in 4D space. For this, situations, events, certain informative flows have been developed that will create a structure for understanding space and its vision around the observer's consciousness, exercises, simulators, circumstances, a new visualization system, etc. will be introduced. This is a whole range of activities that will be given to you separately when this phenomenon becomes widespread and will require not only an explanation, but also certain practices that will be combined with the experience of those civilizations that have traveled this path. In itself, immersion in 4D space, the space of transition, is a difficult life period, since each person will have their own individual path, individual recipe, disidentification in relation to 3D space. This path is the sanitary corridor about which the Masters spoke; this path is a kind of isolation system, a shell system, through the looking glass, which will bring the human body, its consciousness, perception into the zone of sanitary control, or in which a person will stay until the higher system, the Teacher system, civilizations understand either success or failure executable task. This means that if a person has the processes of transformation, the processes of enlightenment proceed with the necessary given speed, then he will be supported, led, changed with the participation of higher systems, civilizations. If this does not happen, the forward movement will turn into resistance, in search of a way out of this corridor, the isolation system, then this person will be distributed back to the 3rd dimension, sanitary barriers will be removed from him, and he will spend the rest of his life in the general surveillance system under the control of civilizations of the old type, the old formation of the main plan. This means that it will be thrown into the old system of energy exchange, but with new principles, new systems of perception. If we talk about the scenario plan of those who determine the experience of the transition, then those who are transitioning will see for several months only 20-25% of what the participants in the process of the 3rd dimension see. This is a kind of cross meaning, when only those moments, circumstances, those segments of the information field that are permissible, necessary for the transformation of consciousness, for its constructive transformation are cut out from a part of space to visualize perception.

Events of a destructive type, events that relate to various conflicts, destructive states, will be sharply limited and presented only in the background if it is necessary to participate with participants in the 3D space, and then through the sanitary control zone. Consequently, the remaining 75% of the visualization will be filled with a scenario plan of a constructive type, a scenario plan of events that will be determined with nature, with creativity, with constructive thinking, with new connections, with observation systems. This process is already beginning, it is interconnected, but it is necessary to understand that immersion in the system of the sanitary corridor, in the space of the 4th dimension, is determined by the necessary isolation, and visible mass character, visible participation is just an illusion. There will be very, very little real energy exchange between people passing over, only in those zones, those communions that relate to couples, touch the zones necessary for the experience of Souls, for children, to determine those whom a person loves, whom a person wants to feel energetically, with whom he is not only attached, but also dependent. These dependencies will be removed and transformed into a state of free relations, into a state of independent relations, and this process will transform feelings, a state of love and a state of concern for one's neighbor.

These are all the processes of future lessons, the processes of the state of progress, they are very difficult to understand for a modern person. The principles of correlation of views, the categories of justice-injustice, truth-untruth, the relationship of one's own property to money, family, children, a family partner, a man and a woman - these are all introduced values ​​that are not only outdated, not only have become a braking system, but also are in many cases, a degrading category, degrading factors that turn consciousness back, turn consciousness into a system of stupefaction, into a system of complete dependence on old states. This is expressed in the culture of nutrition, in the culture of movement, in the culture of breathing, creativity, if it can be called such, and in the system of understanding the space itself, in the thought formation of the idea of ​​one's capabilities in relation to the future. All this will need to be replaced, set as a vector, as understandable values. We, as a civilization, the Teacher system, other civilizations with which there is an agreement in the exchange of experience, internal information flows, have a lot of hard work, but very interesting work in terms of reforming human consciousness in a very short time period. Consequently, this time interval will change in its density, in its state for each observer. For those who go slowly forward, it will condense and expand in terms of its continuity; for those who walk quickly, it will become transparent, less dense, flow more quickly. This will be temporal synchronization, moreover, many will live the same day several times until a certain refractive index is reached.

This "Groundhog Day" is already defined in the "new opportunities" system, since it was previously only used in exceptional cases, which means that, literally, a person will wake up and repeat the same day again. At first he will not remember, but then he will gradually remember the events of that day, understand that he is in the same event corridor, in the same circumstance. This method is described in your films, described as a state of gradual change, gradual refraction of the psyche, and it is quite easy to use in the system of consciousness.

This method allows you to quite simply and quickly bring the observer to the desired parameter of the condition and thinking, to change the category, change the internal status of the understanding of space. One of the ways of education, change of consciousness will be the provision of new circumstances, new qualitative parameters of events. This literally means that the person will be asked to engage in other forms of work, business, study, etc. This will be carried out practically on an obsessive plan by an obligatory state of eventfulness, but even in these circumstances a person whose consciousness is directed in the opposite direction will be able to refuse this development, turn back, go the path of degradation. Therefore, free will is defined here, since the only condition for this experiment is the refraction of the lens of awareness in the direction of enlightenment, development, movement forward. This must be understood by all participants in this grandiose experiment, grandiose because almost a quarter of the entire population is involved in it. This envelopment is caused, first of all, by the desire of the Souls who wanted to experience even those who are not defined in the status of bringing their observer to such a state. Unformed observers will fall into this experience, who have neither incarnation experience of the transition, nor a state of readiness in relation to this experience, and there is still a large incarnation debt in relation to 3D space. Even in this case, many Souls have chosen this experiment, since it is possible to reset the incarnation debt within a few months, if you are in this corridor, if you decide on the status of a trained observer.

Showing interest in this experiment, the Souls in their maximum value offered their observers to the system of this experiment, but the observers themselves were selected according to the principle of theoretical patency. This coefficient, first of all, is associated with the internal presence of destructive coefficients and their connections with consciousness, their possibility of refraction in a fairly short period. If this coefficient exceeded 60%, then this observer was automatically eliminated. The majority of observers are in a state of approximately 45-50% in relation to the required level of disidentification, the level of internal transformation. This coefficient begins to change fast enough under the influence of space and frequencies of the Earth-Gaia, under the influence of internal states, humanity begins to wake up, including observers of the 3rd dimension. It wakes up very quickly, understands its place, its meaning, it begins to recognize new forms of perception, new forms of relationships, begins to interact according to other principles, begins to go in a completely different way. We see it, we observe it, moreover, we are at the heart of this scenario, this plan, and our role today is measured by more than 35-40%. This is a very large percentage of participation in the system of this scenario, and therefore, the function of transforming space itself does not lie on our shoulders. We, as the Andromeda Civilization, will make every effort to form the most accurate vector of changeable events, changeable spaces, and this must be understood, because at the moment those observers who have gone through the school of the universe, who understand what temporal quantities, eventfulness, the definition of the eventfulness space , can significantly influence their events, but only if it is directed towards constructive experience, towards development, towards those goals and objectives that will be and are set for everyone. It is necessary to understand these goals and objectives in the month of February-March, since it is during this period that Souls will enter the system of exchange fields with full participation, consciousness. This process will begin already at the end of this month and create a completely different feeling, space, a completely different emotional internal system for understanding this space in a person. Plunging into the fields of consciousness, the Soul will create in a person an understanding of his goals and objectives, an understanding of those principles, those foundations that she herself wants to compare with the experience of participation of a person and space of the 4th dimension.

These are very individual parameters, relationships, views, development. This process must be experienced, understood, since this process will be simultaneous, and its simultaneity is dictated by the conditions of the experiment, since at this moment the frequency of the fields of human consciousness will increase sharply and will be determined already in the 4-dimensional system, in the system of a new understanding, but this is an illusory state of the 4-dimensional will be definitely the maximum set of admissible possibilities in the given space, in the given corridor of eventfulness. This corridor of events will be reviewed, changed, and easily transformed. At the same time, large agreements with the Main Determinant, with the civilizations of the main plan, are not required, since the energy exchange is on a completely different level, and the assembly of material codes, event series can now be carried out within several hours in relation to the experience of the observer, which means that before those , who already understands where he is, those who understand where he is going have a big task - to learn how to manage their own space of events, their own time categories, like an avant-garde movement forward, like those grains that, like stars, will lead the rest, because their experience, their participation will be immediately transformed to others, passed on as a heritage, as experience, abilities, skills. It is necessary to create a school in which people will really and correctly manage their own internal space of opportunities, internal goals and objectives.

On this I would like to end. Thank you for your attention. I thank you for receiving this information, all the best to you.

Q: Thank you for the information.

11.00 Loading, setting up equipment, meeting guests.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen! We are glad to welcome you on board our cruise liner "Aurora" on a trip dedicated to the ninth anniversary of Avalon Trade! Today we are waiting for you with an exciting entertainment program, many contests, games, drawings and unexpected discoveries. I mean that you and I will open bottles, fill glasses and drink to the bottom so as not to fall to the bottom ourselves. And since we have already set sail from the pier, then, according to the old sea custom, it's time to drink for a successful start to the journey. And according to the same maritime custom, the first solemn word is given - to the General Director of Avalon Trade, Vladimir Konstantinovich Bannikov !!!

11.10 - Vladimir Konstantinovich makes a speech, everyone drinks and has a snack, light music sounds.

Just before sailing, I was told that in one company the general and commercial director gathered the employees of his company, put them on a ship under the cruise brand, and then landed everyone on a desert island and sailed away. In such an elegant way, they decided to make a reduction in staff. Was there any talk of layoffs in your firm before sailing? With us, Vladimir Konstantinovich, this will not happen?

By the way, a joke about a desert island. One businessman says to another, they say, I will go on vacation this year to a desert island, I haven’t been there for five years. And the second one asks - how does your wife feel about this idea? And the first one answers him - he rejoices, you can probably imagine how much she missed me there during these five years!

But let's not forget, dear ladies and gentlemen, that we are still not just idly riding on our wonderful ship, drinking and eating, admiring the passing landscapes, but at the same time we are also celebrating the birthday of the company in which you work. And who knows how many years the Avalon Trade company is celebrating?

Yes, for a child, nine years is the age of formation and learning, but for a company, in my opinion, this is the age of youth. Or am I wrong and nine years old is the age of sustainable maturity? I think the answer to this question can be given by the commercial director of Avalon Trade Andrey Nikolaevich Vasyutin.

11.20 - Andrey Nikolaevich makes a speech, everyone drinks, has a snack.

In the meantime, you are all getting used to our wonderful ship, I offer you a little game warm-up. This will be a little acquaintance with you by the signs of the zodiac, I will read you a quatrain, and you will guess for which sign this forecast is. And for starters, I want to introduce myself, my name is Olga, and Sergey will turn the music and help me. Here we go.

And as I have already said, we have gathered here not only to have fun on the ship, but not to forget that our beloved Avalon Trade company has a birthday today! Once I witnessed how, at a corporate party, which we naturally did not host, because we cannot have this, at the end of the celebration one of the employees pulled his face out of the salad where he slept and asked with surprise: “Who is getting married -then?". And then, in order to figure out who is still getting married, he began to cry: “Bitter!”.

To prevent this from happening to you and me, during the trip we will “grow” our “Avalon Trade” from infancy until the very age of nine. But we will grow up not just like that, but by playing various exciting games related to the upbringing and development of the baby Avalon as a person.

The most active participants in the games will be rewarded with banknotes, which we named "avalons" in honor of the company. Upon returning from the voyage, we will hold an auction of expensive prizes that we have displayed here, which you can redeem exclusively for these very “avalons”. Other banknotes will not be accepted for payment at the auction.

My dear friends, and now I would like you all to fill your glasses in order to ... ..

Synonyms for drink. We drink the last, I give the floor to the Head of Direct Sales Alexander Borozdin and his deputy Viktor Rybakov.

(to accept, to shudder, to grunt, to crackle, to aggravate, to rejoice ...)

"Maternity hospital"

And we will begin our fun competition, of course, from the very birth of our “baby”. I need a man and a woman who will play the role of husband and wife with us. Well, not in the sense that you thought, but in the best way.

But I would like, I hope you all support me, that Alexander Borozdin plays the role of the betrothed. I know that it was on this wonderful day that he became the father of a wonderful son, and the role of the young wife was played by one of the old-timers of the Avalon Trade company, Irina Solovieva. If you all do not mind, then let's ask with friendly applause to come to me Alexander and Irina and play these wonderful roles.

Imagine that you are suddenly informed that your wife has given birth. You drop everything, rush to the hospital and see your wife behind the glass window of the hospital. But the glass is double, soundproof and you can only guess what your spouse wants to tell you only by facial expressions and gestures. Now I give our “mother” a cheat sheet, according to which she will explain to her “husband” what she wants to tell him, and he will guess and retell us what exactly his wife wants from him. And then we will read this cheat sheet and find out if our “new father” understood his “narrowed” correctly.

The game is running. (For the participation of 200 avalons) Participate 2 people MF

A year flew by quickly and now our newborn Avalonchik has already grown up, began to walk independently and speak his first words. And the parents have more worries - they need to feed the baby, change his diapers, get up at night to the bed to lull him to sleep. And let's see if the newly-minted parents are ready to cope with their duties of caring for their son?

I need 2 teams of 6 people, please feel free to come out, an equal number of men and women is not necessary. Both girls and boys can participate in this competition. As soon as the teams gather, I will explain your task, the competition is very fun and funny.

The game "Dress the baby" (12 people participate). (Winners get 600 Avalons)

And now I again propose to fill my glasses, and for the solemn speech (I ask you to come to me or I will come to you) Tigran Yeremyan, Head of the Department for Work with Hotels, Bars, and Casinos.

Only a few minutes have passed since our last game, but in fact another year has flown by and our Avalonchik has already grown significantly. He turned two years old today, and now parents need to take care of the baby so that he develops, grows up as a smart and well-mannered boy, with an expression to read poems to him and sing songs to him. The parents decided to hire a nanny who would read poetry to the baby.

And our incorruptible and impartial judges in the person of Vladimir Konstantinovich and Andrey Nikolaevich will help us choose the winner.

And do not forget that for active participation in the games you will receive avalonchiks, which you can use to buy the lot you like at our auction on your way back to Moscow!!!

Our Avalonchik is TWO years old, and let's hear what Alexander Denisov and his deputy Vladimir Zhuravsky from the commercial department can tell us about this. In the meantime, I look for them with my eyes and approach them, you please fill your glasses and get ready to listen to a wonderful toast.

A small dance break, whoever wishes can sing.

I give the floor to the chief accountant Semenova Elena Alekseevna. TOAST.

13.30 - Disembarkation, connection of equipment.

13.40 I give the floor to Irina Solovieva from the settlement and financial department. TOAST.

Now I propose to continue to grow our Avalon, because another year has passed and he is already 3 years old. And at 3 years old, children really love when they are told fairy tales, they love even more when they are shown. I ask 10 willing people to come to me who want to cheer and comfort Avalon.

Game "Teremok"

14.00 And now I would like to give the floor to the Department of Management Automation Vladimir Filtsev

Do you know how a carpenter gets drunk? (on the board). Let's take a look at the various professions that exist and guess who can get drunk.

And now let's remember who loves how?

Glazier - to smithereens

Cabby - in an arc

Fireman - in the haze

Shoemaker - in the insole

Tailor - in patches

Undertaker - to death

Football player - out

Hunter - in the hollow

Railroad worker - in a trolley

Cook - in sausage

Cooper - in a barrel

Forester - in a bump

Musician - in tune

Electrician - out

Athlete - lying down

Medic - until the loss of pulse

Physicist - until the loss of resistance

Journalist - to the point

Chemist - before precipitation

Writer - to the point

Astronomer - up to the stars from the eyes

Glazier - to smithereens

Cabby - in an arc

Fireman - in the haze

Shoemaker - in the insole

Tailor - in patches

Undertaker - to death

Pig - to the pig squeal

Football player - out

Hunter - in the hollow

Railroad worker - in a trolley

Cook - in sausage

Cooper - in a barrel

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Form of organization of animation programs on cruise ships
with Russian tourists.

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Introduction.

Every day, a variety of animation programs are held on board the ships so that our tourists can spend their free time from excursions as actively as possible, and most importantly - to their liking. Taking into account all the conditions of the route schedule, and based on the experience of previous years, you can make a list of mandatory events. Among them:

1. Captain's cocktail with a solemn launch of balloons (presentation of the tour team, crew)
2. Welcome concert
3. Morning exercises
4. Dance class
5. Children's room, children's entertainment program
6. Concert of classical music
7. Table game tournaments, lotto club
8. Captain's Dinner
9. Evening entertainment programs
10. Additional programs
11. "Play, button accordion!"
12. An evening of relaxation in bars
13. Disco

Below we will dwell on each of the points in more detail. But do not forget that these standards are a minimum of ideas, a given direction, and are designed for your creativity and professional data!
If possible, take part in the programs of your colleagues!

Attention: prepare the site for any event in advance! After the end of the event, all props must be taken away from the site to specially designated places to avoid loss and damage.

captain's cocktail with a solemn launch of balloons (presentation of the tour team, crew)

Program:

 Preparation of the concert venue for departure.
 Departure of the ship and the launch of balloons.
 Passage under the "Bridge of Desires" (when departing from St. Petersburg)
 Meeting the ship's crew on the sun deck.
 Representation of the crew by the passenger assistant.
 The word of the captain.
 Champagne.
 Representation of the tour team by a passenger assistant

The site must be prepared one hour before the ship's departure for the voyage. On the sun deck there are tables for champagne, music is playing (heads of ports prohibit loud sound, coordinate it with the passenger assistant). Please do not allow yourself to set up sound equipment, tables and microphones before the start of the event. Guests of the ship should see the already prepared site.
10-15 minutes before departure, the methodologist invites guests to the sun deck (in case of bad weather, to the conference room). At this time, musical accompaniment on a river theme should be turned on, animators welcome everyone, a pop musician sings a cheerful welcome song.
Then, the animation team must take out and distribute balloons to the guests. With the departure of the ship on a voyage with loud cries of "Hurrah", everyone launches them into the air, wishing for good weather and a successful trip. All this, as more interesting and lively as possible, the animators must explain, beat at the same time as the distribution of balls. For example, lie that the balloons will please the sun and we will be provided with good weather, etc.
Please, calculate the time of music, removal and distribution of balls in advance, as this must happen BEFORE the ship leaves for the voyage!!!
As soon as the ship departs, the methodist (or radio operator) turns on the march “Farewell to the Slavyanka”, at this moment the musical accompaniment of the sun deck must be turned off. After waiting 10-15 seconds, the animators announce that they are ready to launch the balls. For example, on the count of three, we shout “Hurrah!” as loudly and joyfully as possible. and release the balls!
The bridge under which the ship passes (when departing from St. Petersburg) must also be beaten. Ask tourists to close their eyes before entering under the bridge, make a wish and open their eyes only when the bridge is passed, etc.
Please do not leave the site in silence until the ship's crew arrives on it. Rehearse the applause with which everyone will greet the captain, tell a little about what awaits the guests of the ship during the trip, recommend dressing warmer, hold a competition, sing a song, etc. etc. Do not lower the emotional level of the event, communicate with guests constantly. Serve the exit of the crew as solemnly as possible.
The appearance of the captain, director of the restaurant, ship's medical officer and passenger assistant should be sounded with solemn fanfare or march.
After the welcoming speech of the crew, all guests will be offered champagne. During the buffet, the passenger assistant will introduce the animation team to the guests.
ATTENTION! Sometimes the presentation of the tour team takes place at a welcome concert or information meeting. Coordinate this moment with the passenger assistant!
After the end of the official part, do not leave the site in silence. A DJ plays background music or a pop musician performs songs.

Welcome Concert.

The program involved: the entire animation team.
Welcome concert - an event where our guests can get acquainted with the animation team of the ship. Each artist must show himself from the most favorable side, sing, dance or tell what interesting things await the guests if they visit his program. Animators introduce each of the artists, briefly telling (before or after the performance) about where and when you can visit his events. Coordinate this information with the passenger assistant.
Please do not limit the welcome concert to just a concert program. Classical entertainer is not suitable for this event. Work interactively, that is, in direct communication with the viewer. Beat each performance, come up with original eyeliners for each concert number! This recommendation applies to all subsequent concert events.
For example: “Many wonderful and interesting, and even unique people work on our ship. You probably won't believe me, but we even have our own organist! Yes, this is true and, moreover, I want to surprise and puzzle you even more, because he always carries his Organ with him! Have you guessed who we are talking about yet? Then I present to you our accordion player Igor! Why Organ you ask? And I will answer you: everything is very simple, because when Igor plays his button accordion, he is one with him, and you will see for yourself now! ”,“ And now I want to bring to your attention one more diamond in the diadem of our tour. brigade is the soloist of the Moscow Philharmonic, laureate of international competitions Tatyana Rubinskaya! Tatyana will fulfill you ... "
First of all, the animators must introduce and invite the passenger assistant to the stage, who, in turn, invites the methodologist to make a welcoming speech. This is the so-called official part. Then start the program.
The DJ and the animation team of the ship need to select the appropriate musical accompaniment for the event in advance and work out the moments of its inclusion. This recommendation applies to all subsequent concert events.
Between the numbers of artists, hold short contests, interactive games with the audience. After the first competition, identify the winner, give him the “Chance” card, while explaining to the guests what it is, why they give it and what to do with it next.
"Chance" is a lottery ticket/card that is drawn at the final gala concert in the form of a lottery, followed by the presentation of prizes. Please coordinate the draw form with the passenger assistant.
The competition program of the presentation concert should not be long and tiring, as it is a kind of interlude to what guests will see during the cruise.
End the concert with a common song (all members of the tour team). For example, "We are itinerant artists." However, if there is a person with a poetic gift in the creative team, compose your own.

Morning work-out.

Charging is a very important part of the day. How you spend it depends on how the day of our guests begins and continues. Your task is not so much to warm them up physically, but to charge them with cheerfulness, optimism and good mood.
Dry, technical exercises will not wake anyone up, they will only tire you out and make you want to rest. Add some creativity and fantasy to your work!

Example 1: Assign exercises that fit the theme of our journey. Movements based on commands: left rudder, right rudder, bow, stern, scrub the deck, captain on board (attention), circle, equal, become in height ... Movements of marine animals (animals in general). The movements of the captain, cabin boy, cook ... Movements of the elements: Water, Earth, Fire (Sun), Air (wind), Metal (ship). Arrange a competition between the participants (and do not forget about the "odds")

Example 2: If there is a mixed audience at the exercise, enter a paired exercise program - after all, this is also an element of team building (team rallying)
If suddenly only one person came to you for exercise, reward him with a “chance” for willpower, endurance and an early rise. Give the guest an exclusive session (at least let him think so) that no one else does. For example, a course of breathing exercises. Let him walk away from you with his head held high from the consciousness of his exclusivity.

Remember, if no one came to the gym on time, you still have to be at the workplace until the end of the allotted time. Someone may have slept a little. He must not see an empty room.
You need to radically differ from the tourist group in your appearance during this program. BE BRIGHT!!! After all, the energy charge and mood of the guests for the whole day depends on you.
Remember the most active tourists, they can be attracted to the gala concert (more on that later).

dance class

The program involved: sports instructor.
Depending on the schedule and the contingent of guests, the dance class can be divided into adults and children. But the essence remains the same. Taking into account the wishes of the tourists, the sports instructor must choose a dance, or several, that will be learned during the flight. Please note that the sports instructor must provide all musical materials himself.
In addition to the goal of teaching guests the basics of dance, you should invite them to participate in the final gala concert. They can perform both with newly learned dances and with their own repertoire. You are required to help rehearse, edit, provide costumes (your own or from the props available on board the ship).
If a tourist asks you to work with him individually, you do not refuse him. Coordinate the place and time of the lesson with the passenger assistant and inform the tourist about it.
If the guests don't have any particular preferences regarding the dance to be studied, offer something to your liking. It is very good if you manage to stage something comic, lively, energetic. However, it all depends on the contingent, creativity and mood of the guests.

Children's room, children's entertainment program.

The program involved: children's animator, educator, DJ (as needed).
If the layout of the ship allows, then our little tourists during the day spend time in the "Children's Room" with a teacher. Remember, the mood of the children depends on the mood of their parents and not only. Noisy kids running around the decks rarely please anyone. Therefore, the educator should make every effort to interest them in himself. Conduct outdoor games, learn to sing, draw, turn on cartoons. During the cruise, you can prepare and organize an original exhibition of children's drawings, always encouraged by prizes. Please coordinate the holding of the exhibition and the presentation of prizes with the passenger assistant.
Also during the cruise, if time permits, children's entertainment programs can be assigned as a passenger assistant. Conduct "Joyful Starts", "Treasure Hunt", come up with a program based on the plot of popular fairy and movie stories.
Traditionally, on board our ships, together with the ship's restaurant, a "Sweet Holiday for Children" is held, during which the little guests are offered tea, cake and pastries from the restaurant's chef.

You can come up with a scenario for this holiday yourself, but take into account the following proven scheme:

 interactive part
 tea party with musical accompaniment
 conduct part of the program in the form of a conversation (welcome). Those. the program should take place not only in an active game mode, but simply in the form of a conversation at the table. Make riddles for the children, conduct a short survey about the rules of etiquette and good manners, etc.

For example, you can first conduct a treasure hunt, which will be tea and cake. During the tea party, tell the children stories about pirates, tea, or Russian traditions. And after the meal, arrange a small quiz on what you heard. Don't forget the prizes!
Please coordinate with the passenger assistant the number of children on the program, the time for tea and sweets to be ready!

Concert of classical music.

The program involved: classical musicians.
Classical music concerts are held 2-3 times a week in the ship's music salon (Panorama Bar). Usually at this time the bar stops working and turns into a concert venue.
It is advisable to divide all concert performances thematically: "Opera arias", "Romances", "Songs from musicals", "Music of Russian composers", etc. It all depends on your creativity.
Turn your performances into concert numbers, not background music. The position of "classical musician" on cruise ships is different in that the public comes to the ship's bar for a concert program, so they perceive artists not as background music in a bar!!!
It will be interesting if you precede the performance of each number with a brief digression into the history of the piece being performed.
Please follow the general rules for each artist performing on stage: communication culture, concert costume, concert make-up and, of course, a smile!

Board game tournaments, lotto club.

The program involved: animators, sports instructor (by agreement, based on the parallel program).
Most often tournaments are held in the daytime (before or after lunch). Checkers, chess, backgammon competitions can take place both on one day and during the entire cruise.
Lotto club is a separate event that is very popular.
Your task is not to turn the game into an intellectual, dry, quiet competition. If this is checkers, chess, backgammon, accompany the game with sharp comments. If this is a lotto - beat the numbers of the kegs.

Captain's Dinner.

The program involved: DJ, pop musician
At the end of the journey, the captain invites all guests to a farewell dinner. Salons of the restaurant are festively served, wine is poured, dishes are distinguished by special sophistication. At the beginning of dinner, the captain, the director of the restaurant, the chef and the passenger assistant come to the restaurant. They say farewell words, congratulate the guests on the end of the cruise, and then approach each table personally with a glass of champagne.
The task of the DJ and pop musician is to distribute in advance, bring and connect speakers and sound equipment to the salons of the restaurant, check the microphones. When the crew approaches the restaurant, turn on the solemn march, while making speeches, turn off all the sound, and then leave the background music until the crew leaves the room.

Evening entertainment programs.

The program involved: animators, DJ, the rest of the animation team as needed.
After dinner, all tourists are invited to visit the evening entertainment program. It should be a concert-interactive event with the presentation of "Chances" and various titles.
Animators must have a competent speech and active recitation.
Please follow the general rules for each artist performing on stage: communication culture, concert costume, concert make-up and, of course, a smile! The animation group should fundamentally differ from the tourist group in their appearance during the concert and interactive programs. BE BRIGHT!!!
The traditional programs on board our ships are as follows:

 Miss and Mister cruise
 Neptune Day
 Gala concert (the whole animation group is involved!!!)

The rest of the programs are up to you. Please coordinate them with the passenger assistant. The script plan of each show is fully designed for your creativity and professional qualities.

Show "Miss and Mister Cruise" can be divided into 2 days, that is, Miss Cruise is revealed on one day, and Mister on the next. The basis of the program is a variety of interactive games in which guests selected from the hall compete. The jury, also consisting of the guests of the ship, evaluates the participants, and at the end determines the winner. The rest of the participants are also given titles, such as "Vice-Miss", "Princess of the Cruise", "Knight of the Cruise", "Boss of the Cruise" and so on. It is better to present personal certificates at the final "Gala Concert" before the drawing of "Chances"
In addition to the competitions of the participants, conduct interactive games with the audience. For example, "Magic Hat", "Flow, song!" etc.

Scenario plan of the program "Day of Neptune" can be anything. It is desirable to conduct this program on the "sun deck" of the ship. This program consists of two stages: 1. Preparatory (in the daytime you prepare props and rehearse concert numbers with tourists) and 2. Main (final evening program). This program is most often carried out in the middle of the cruise. The task of the animators is to calculate the most active from the mass of guests and invite them to participate.
The basis of the scenario plan for this event can be, for example, a war between Neptune and the Sea Devil or Pirates, if a “Pirate Dinner” is not planned on the cruise (see below). Here is an example of building a program.
In the underwater kingdom, the Witch meets an old friend - the Sea Devil. They agree to disrupt the holiday of Neptune, so that the witch becomes the lord of the sea, and the Devil for this could sink as many ships as he wants. The Devil and the Witch run away to gather a team, and the main Mermaid crawls onto the stage, having accidentally overheard the conversation. Laments and runs to report to Neptune. Neptune comes out (most often this role is played by an accordion player) begins to congratulate everyone, the main mermaid appears and talks about the conspiracy. Neptune calls the “army” of Mermaids (team of tourists) for help, and immediately the Witch, the Devil of the Sea and the team of demons of the sea (team of tourists) appear. When two teams meet in the underwater kingdom, a dispute begins, who will be the Lord of the Sea - the Devil or Neptune. There is only one way to solve this - to prove in trials who is stronger! In the first competition, demons win, in the next - mermaids. The demons lose ridiculously: either they fall, or the ball they were carrying bursts, or they push each other (agree and rehearse with the guest performers in advance). After losing, the Witch and Devil are about to run away. Mermaids catch them, forcing them to repent. Neptune forgives everyone, and everyone together with the audience dances the dance of friendship.

Contest examples:

 Jumping with balls between the knees
 Pair run with skittles between the backs
 Badminton on the go (pin and ball)
 Crossing the swamp (rearrange rugs)
 Growing snake (serpentine running, one participant is added after each circle)

One of the main and long-awaited events of the cruise is the final "Gala Concert".

Its peculiarity is that in addition to the farewell numbers of the animation group, it contains farewell numbers for the guests of the ship. This is what they have prepared during the dance class, "Play, button accordion" and other events, or what they have been able to do for a long time and wanted to perform.
At the end of the Gala Concert, the titles earned for the cruise are awarded, as well as the drawing of prizes for "chance" cards with the presentation of the main prize - Vouchers for the next year's cruise. Please coordinate the delivery of prizes and vouchers with the passenger assistant!!!
The gala concert is also held in 2 stages - a rehearsal with the guests of the ship and the final evening program.

Additional activities.

The program involved: the entire animation team
Additional activities include concerts by a pop musician, a variety of master classes, evening events other than traditional ones. Information and wishes for additional activities depend on the cruise schedule and are agreed with the passenger assistant.
However, there are a number of additional events that are traditional and are held, if possible, on each flight. These include:

 Beer show
 Pancake show (Vodka-pancake show)
 Pirate dinner
 Fun starts on the shore (green parking lots)

"Beer Show"- an event for the adult contingent of tourists. It is held in two versions: 1. All guests are offered a glass of beer and a bowl of crackers and thematic interactive games are held. 2. Thematic interactive games are encouraged with beer. Please coordinate the options with the passenger assistant!
In the case of the first option, the nature of the program should be concert-interactive. Also, do not forget to tell a little about the history of beer in a playful way.
In the second option, it is not necessary to include concert numbers in the program. It is more profitable and interesting. Also, do not forget to tell a little about the history of beer in a playful way.
Most importantly, the Beer Show program should be held on a positive, informal wave. Here is an example of an introductory word:
Host: “Today we decided to remove some academic touch from our program, as you have already noticed, I am not wearing a tuxedo. And we have prepared for you a mischievous, entertaining and informative evening, which is called "Beer - show". Today we will try to figure out how to drink beer, where to drink beer, with whom to drink beer, how to drink beer in a place where it is absolutely impossible to do this, while maintaining the face of a respectable citizen. And of course, we will be tasting beer with you, but first, let's try together to remember the brands of beer that you know (in the form of an auction, famous brands of beer shout from the hall, whoever shouted last gets a prize - a bottle of beer)".
The following competitions can be included in the interactive part of the program:

 Beer tasting - four participants are offered 4 glasses of beer of different brands (brands are announced). Their task is to guess which is which.
 Disguise - to drink beer on the playground, you need to dress as a baby. Four male participants must be quickly dressed as babies and given beer from bottles with nipples by four female participants.
 Bombardier - there are three members in the team. 1st-inflates the balloon and passes it to the second, the 2nd runs to the third participant, sitting on a chair and bursts the balloon, sitting on his knees.
 Passing the bottle around with your knees. The dropper is out.
 “Mom is coming!” - an analogue of the children's game "Potato" and running around the chairs. While the music is playing, pass the bottle around. Whoever has it in her hands at the end of the music is out.

"Pancake Show" or "Vodka Pancake Show".

Joint event with the restaurant. Animators and all persons involved, except for DJ, in Russian folk costumes. Please note that the entrance to this event is paid, so it must pass at a good level.

This program should be held in an interactive-lecture mode. During the program, tourists should not only taste Russian pancakes, caviar and vodka, participate in competitions, but also get a short historical insight into the appearance of these products and the culture of their use in Russia. Please contact the ship's passenger assistant for additional materials. This program carries a folk theme, so if possible, support it not only with appearance, but also musically and competitively.

The program is a Russian folk festival with a history of vodka and pancakes. You can come up with some kind of fairy tale and play it out with interactive elements, you can hold a concert-interactive program on the subject. You can start with the already familiar auction, only this time, you need to come up with synonyms for the word “get drunk”. Who won - a decanter of vodka as a gift.

The contests “Pour, drink, eat” for adults and “Spread, eat, pour and drink” for children are well suited. The essence of the competition is simple. A team of 4 people (in the adult version, more is possible, the main thing is not a multiple of 3) executes commands according to the name. The first one pours, the second one drinks, the third one has a snack. And so on in a circle, until the decanter runs out of vodka. In the children's version, there is only one circle. The first - spreads the pancake with jam, the second - eats it, the third pours the juice, the fourth - drinks. Whose team is faster.
The program must necessarily perform Russian folk songs or ditties. You can start the program in a buffoon form, for example:

“Hello to all honest people.
Open your mouth wide
now close it
So that the hippopotamus does not jump.
Herring in the river
And in our glasses we have vodka.
Got up early today
Ate dried lamb.
Then went out into the garden
Maybe someone will pour me?
Toha guy anywhere
Does no harm
I came to cheer everyone
I didn't find better than you
Well, my name is Toha
Here and clap is not bad
And where is my sister Yarokha?!”

"Pirate Dinner" can take place as a separate event, and with the continuation of the evening program, or you can combine it with the Day of Neptune.
The event "Pirate Dinner" is not announced in the program of the day and in the radio broadcast.
If the number of artistic crew on the ship does not allow to hold a "Pirate Dinner" in two restaurants at the same time, start dinner in each of the restaurants with a difference of 30 minutes.

Props and dress code:

Animation team dressed in pirate costumes. Bandages on the eyes, bruises under the eyes, pistols in the hands, etc.
The restaurant waiters (or part of the waiters) are also dressed in pirate costumes or vests, bruises and scars are drawn on their faces.
Restaurant decor. (Designed by the animation team)
Fishing nets, artificial fish, etc. hang from the ceiling of the restaurant.
All the table setting is mixed up, many chairs are chaotic, there is no food on the tables.
In the center of the restaurant hall, a bound cook (or a passenger assistant) is sitting on a chair, a gag in his mouth, “crying”.
Pirate waiters sit around the chef, some on chairs, some on the floor, and play cards, not paying much attention to the tourists, and later help the animators to dance and make the tourists sing.
The main pirate (animator) invites guests to a restaurant.
As soon as all the guests take their seats, the Chief Pirate announces to the guests that the ship has been captured, the cook is tied up and no one will eat today, because. The pirates have already eaten everything.
The Chief Pirate proposes to find a common compromise.
Further, the course of the program depends entirely on the creative potential of the animation team. You can make guests dance a dance or sing a sea song .... Or you can do both.
When everything is over, and the waiters start serving dinner, you can announce a comic menu, for example:

 Meat platter "Missing engineer's mistake"
 Cool egg, in a leather jacket
 Sausage Ostankinskaya (525 m)
 IronBacon
 Ministerial chicken brains
 Melted marmot
 Salami "Aleykum"
 Horseradish (in the good sense of the word)
 Radish "I'll tear my mouth"
 Chop "Kidneys"
 Ancient buckwheat porridge
 Oatmeal "Sir"
 Snout in own cannon
 Roast pork with horseradish.
 Medical duck with apples
 Lamb saddle with stirrups
 Homemade bun (in tights and slippers)
 Cupcake "Capital" (40 degrees)
 Gingerbread - keychain (souvenir)
 Pancakes with a barbell
 Sugar gauze
 Horseradish - Brulee
 Chewing gum, spiked (winter)
 Grape - Vegetable
 Rifled and smooth-bore loaves (45 caliber)
 Sbiten "Messerschmitt" in German
 Rapid rolling lips
 Groomed cucumbers
 St. fat
 Jelly from elephant ears
 Beef noses
 Nucleic fish
 Sick pumpkin “after yesterday”
 Salo yak lard in Ukrainian (served in bitten pieces)
 Bomzhenina
 Fat-free lard (specially for the “mascals of the damned”)
 Homeless people frozen stoned
 Zablevnoe
 Jellied gov.
 Milk boobs
 Red-handed salad
 Holobzdets

But the evening animation program can also be associated with the "Pirate Dinner" if "Neptune's Day" is not scheduled in the evening. You can name the program, for example, "Visiting Flint." Instead of dancing and singing in the restaurant, the animation team, together with the waiters, collects “tribute” from the guests: watches, brooches, hairpins, etc. (don’t take jewelry and money!!!) and invites guests to come to the evening program to “redeem” their belongings. Things collected in the restaurant can be used as forfeits on the evening animation program. Pirate costumes of the animation team are preserved on the evening animation program "Visiting Flint".
After collecting tribute or completing tasks, dinner at the restaurant begins in its usual form. There is no need to reserve the tables, the guests of the ship will do it themselves.
The animation team is advised to think over the remarks related to the guests of the ship in advance in order to exclude rudeness in the program, because the program is conducive to this. Please do not delay the program. Dinner must be on schedule.

Fun starts on the beach.

The program involved: animators, sports instructor, DJ, accordion player, educator, other employees of the animation group as needed.
On some voyages, ships call at the so-called "Green Parking". Usually the restaurant staff will organize barbecue on the beach for an additional fee. In addition, it is necessary to hold various events for tourists - Funny starts, "Play, button accordion!", Disco.

DJ should play loud music on the sun deck. The accordion player sings songs on the street with those who wish. Animators, a teacher and a sports instructor conduct fun starts - sports for every taste.

"Play, button accordion!"

The program involved: accordionist.

Every day after (or 45 minutes after the start) of the evening program, all tourists are invited to the event "Play, button accordion!". This is a kind of karaoke under the button accordion. Since the contingent of guests attending this event is usually elderly, the bayan player should prepare a repertoire of the 60-90s, romances and songs from films. It is better to diversify your evenings by theme.
But you should not reduce the whole event only to songs. Arrange musical quizzes, put on skits, rehearse numbers for the Gala Concert.
An evening of relaxation in bars.

The program involved: classical musicians, pop musicians, DJ (if necessary)

Evening is the best time for bar workers. Therefore, you can not leave the bar in silence. Traditionally, there are two music bars on ships - the Musical Salon and the Disco Bar.
Classical musicians work in the Music Salon. But this time not as academic performers, but as pianists. Your task is not to tire the guests with the richness and academicism of the program, but only to create a mood. Add jazz works by contemporary composers, music from famous films, etc. to your repertoire.

In the Disco Bar, after the end of the animation program, pop musicians work in the bar for at least 2-2.5 hours. Please do not leave the bar in silence between performances. Turn on background music. After the end of your concert program, please turn on the background music in the bar or ask the bartender about it.
Please follow the general rules for each artist performing on stage: communication culture, concert costume, concert make-up and, of course, a smile! The performance program must include diverse musical works. Try to take into account the age and wishes of the audience present when building the repertoire plan of the program.

If due to weather conditions the disco is moved from the sun deck to the bar, it is better to mix your performance with the disco or ask the DJ to start his work after your performance. Please coordinate this form of work with the DJ and passenger assistant.

P.S. The layout of some ships does not allow holding a disco separately from the performances of a pop musician. In this case, the pop musician works in a duet with the ship's DJ. Please coordinate this form of work with the DJ and passenger assistant.

Disco

The program involved: DJ, pop musician (if necessary)
On all motor ships (except for motor ships of project 92-016) the disco is held on the sunny deck in good weather. Please diversify the repertoire, taking into account the age and wishes of the audience present. Do not forget to talk with guests, do not reduce your work to the technical switching of musical compositions.
The layout of motor ships 92-016 does not allow holding a disco separately from the performances of a pop musician. In this case, the pop musician works in a duet with the ship's DJ in the bar. Please coordinate this form of work with a pop musician and a passenger assistant.

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Two ways in which we collect your personal information

A newsletter subscription, in order to receive which you need to provide us with your email address and name (preferably your real name, as this is how we will contact you in the newsletter). This information is provided by you voluntarily and we do not check its accuracy in any way.

During your visit to the "I'm a Director" Site, information from the standard server logs automatically becomes available. This is the IP address of your computer (or proxy server, if it is used to access the Internet), the name of the Internet provider, the domain name, the type of browser and operating system, information about the site from which you made the transition to the Site, the pages of the Site, which you visit, the date and time of those visits, the files you download or upload. This information is analyzed by us in an aggregated (impersonal) form to analyze the traffic to the Site and is used in the development of proposals for its improvement and development. The connection between your IP address and your personal information is never disclosed to third parties, except in cases where it is required by the legislation of the Russian Federation.

Use of the information received

The information you provide when subscribing is collected using third-party specialized mail services and stored on their servers. Only the administrator of our account on this service has access to this information. We use this information only to send you the information you subscribed to. In each email sent, the service automatically generates an active link, by clicking on which you can unsubscribe from the mailing list at any time.

Providing information to third parties

We take the protection of your privacy very seriously. We never provide your personal information to third parties, except as expressly required by Russian law. All contact information that you provide to us is disclosed only with your permission. Email addresses are never published on the Site and are used by us only to contact you.

Data protection

The Site Administration protects the information provided by users and uses it only in accordance with the accepted Privacy Policy. The Site uses generally accepted security practices to ensure that information is protected from loss, distortion and unauthorized distribution. Security is implemented by network protection software, access verification procedures, the use of cryptographic information protection tools, and compliance with the confidentiality policy.

Links to other sites

The Site may contain links to other websites. We, in turn, are not responsible for the privacy practices of these sites. We urge you to be careful when you leave our site and carefully read the privacy policy of each site that collects personal information about the user. This privacy policy applies solely to information collected by the Site.

In order to prevent intruders or just random third parties from gaining access to your account, you must follow a number of recommendations below. Remember that all actions performed on the Site by the User authorized under your account are considered to be committed by you personally. The burden of proof to the contrary lies with you.

Do not use passwords that are simple (for example, 12345) or too short (less than 4 characters), as well as passwords that have a semantic meaning (for example, your name, the name of an animal, or the date of birth of a relative). Ideally, the password should be a combination of letters and numbers that makes no sense. Never disclose your password to third parties. Never leave your password in a visible place.

If you suspect that your password may have become known to others, change it as soon as possible. Always end your session on the Site under your account, especially if you are working on a computer that other people have access to.
Never agree to save a password for a site if your web browser prompts you to do so if you are not using your own computer or a computer with public access (for example, in an Internet cafe, computer club, etc.).

Final provisions

None of the statements contained herein mean the conclusion of a contract or agreement between the Site Owner and the User providing personal information. The purpose of the document is only to inform you about our approaches to working with personal data.

We reserve the right to make changes to this Privacy Policy. You will receive notification of changes by a personal message on behalf of the Site Administration or by e-mail to the address specified in your account. Your continued use of the Site or its services after notice of changes has been sent to you constitutes your acceptance of the changes.